BEST REASON TO WRITE A FUCKIN’ RECORD REVIEW TODAY! (8/4/14)
Holy crudidity! “FKS” is 1:48 of
panic splatter so rudimentary in its crypto yowl, it makes Pampers sound
like the Pastels. Exceptional. The flip is another thing altogether. A
hairy eyeballed huckster smoove talks to us wide-eyed worriers ‘bout
“Early Childhood Development,” while a menacing choogle creeps
underneath. Hints of a siren half moan emerge at several points. Just
the thing you hoped was lurking in Brooklyn cellars lying in wait as we
eat our artisanal kale. You’ve been warned.
